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January 27, 2015

The So-Yeah-You-Probably-Shouldn’t-Be-a-Parent Guide to Parenting.

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This flower fell down a mountain stream.
The Coyotes of Cape Cod.
Zoo Lights
AN ABBREVIATED, INCOMPLETE PARENT’S GUIDE TO TYPES OF ADULTS WHO ARE LIKELY, OR NOT LIKELY, TO DIDDLE CHILDREN.
3.1 Surefire Can’t Miss Super Easy Steps to Absolutely Positively Make Her Cum.
An Instruction Manual for the Penis. (Introduction)
the hurried night
Snow and Water.
To Crawl From That Dog Love.
Don’t Shake the Baby.
The So-Yeah-You-Probably-Shouldn’t-Be-a-Parent Guide to Parenting.
The Unbelievable Importance of Not Lying Down.
Middle, Life.
No Quiet In This.
Women and Men. (Second City, Second Sea Part 2)
Second City, Second Sea.
Here in a Valley Low: Fin.
An Indelicate Guide for All Our Crabwise Ways: Nipples Paradise.
An Indelicate Guide for All Our Crabwise Ways.
Here In a Valley Low. (4)
Here in a Valley Low. (3)
Here in a Valley Low (2)
Here In a Valley Low. (1)
Last Time Always.
A Love Song of Concussions: Fin.

Contains adult language and situations.

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