October 15, 2016

AN ABBREVIATED, INCOMPLETE PARENT’S GUIDE TO TYPES OF ADULTS WHO ARE LIKELY, OR NOT LIKELY, TO DIDDLE CHILDREN.

PART ONE.

LIKELY TO DIDDLE.

  1. Football Coaches.
  2. Priests.
  3. Grandfathers.
  4. Boy Scout Troop Leaders.
  5. Drunk Uncles.
  6. Teachers.
  7. Wrestling Coaches.
  8. Stepfathers.
  9. Clowns.
  10. Members of Congress.
  11. Award Winning Film Directors.
  12. Pretty Much All Coaches of Everything That Can Be Coached.
  13. A Person (most likely male) of any race.
  14. A Person (most likely male) of any nationality.
  15. A Person (most likely male) of any creed.
  16. Your Absolute Favorite Very First Role Model (Most likely male).

PART TWO.

NOT LIKELY TO DIDDLE.

1. Transgender People Using the Bathroom.